Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Frank S. Beans

Juan Noodle

It’s like a circle jerk but a group of women sit like spokes on a wheel jerking off one gentleman

Gather around ladies, it’s time to Juan Noodle him in the middle of this party!

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The act of one man having sex with multiple women at the same time.

He is so lucky, he pulled a Juan Noodle with those five chicks!

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When a roofer throws a bowl of noodles on their partner as he climaxes and screams “Call me Juan!”

My favorite sex position is the Juan Noodle

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