2 definitions by Frank A. Boston

asstext

Any words or symbols displayed across the backside of a girls skirt,shorts,sweat pantsorjeans to draw more attention to their ass.
"Check out the asstext on that fine bitches skirt. That's good advertisement for Hollister.
by Frank A. Boston September 3, 2008
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assvertise

Utilization of a billboard butt by a company or organization to sell or promote that brand or organization.
Hollister and Abercrombie are two company's that know how to assvertise. I've seen nearly a dozen of their billboard butts today.
by Frank A. Boston September 3, 2008
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