Frances Goodman's definitions

Man-plate

The floor in front of his favorite place to sit.

As in, "No honey, don't use the man-plate, here's a saucer, hold it under your mouth while you eat that doughnut."

by Frances Goodman September 26, 2009

Manscuse

Lame reason men give for not doing the most basic of things.

His Manscuse for not getting a table was, "I didn't know what name the reservation was under, or how many, so I decided to just wait for you."

by Frances Goodman August 11, 2007