2 definitions by Fran LeMoine

Ungarfunkelable

to be safe; secure in one's position

As long Bush is in office, Condi Rice is ungarfunkelable.

by Fran LeMoine September 30, 2005

garfunkel

To get rid of the less talented or useful item in a set.

The Sox will Garfunkel Ramirez when hell freezes over.

Ramirez is ungarfunkelable!

I can't garfunkel the lettuce in the salad. It's the only thing he's not allergic to.

by Fran LeMoine September 30, 2005