garfunkel

To get rid of the less talented or useful item in a set.

The Sox will Garfunkel Ramirez when hell freezes over.

Ramirez is ungarfunkelable!

I can't garfunkel the lettuce in the salad. It's the only thing he's not allergic to.

by Fran LeMoine September 30, 2005

Ungarfunkelable

to be safe; secure in one's position

As long Bush is in office, Condi Rice is ungarfunkelable.

by Fran LeMoine September 30, 2005