Definitions by FoxyMoca

Turkocet 

Turkey sandwich + Percocet

Homeless man comes to ED after getting his foot run over by a taxi

Patient: Doc, I'm in PAIN, yo can I get somethin', my foot is killin' me! And I gotta get me somethin' to eat.

Doc: Sure, hang on.

Doc to nurse: Patient needs a turkocet.

Turkocet by FoxyMoca April 14, 2017