1. Fake crack.
2. Derived from the fact that crack is often counterfeited with soap.
3. Anything that is sold as crack but is not.
2. Derived from the fact that crack is often counterfeited with soap.
3. Anything that is sold as crack but is not.
by Ford Lawnmower November 06, 2007

1. Someone who is refreshing and always makes your day better. Mint+ok.
2. Someone who drinks all day and has to use mints to mask the alcohol on their breath.
3. Someone who is very smart and drinks ouzo all day.
4. Originating in Manchester, England. It is a word that combines mint and ok. It is to demand a mint while asking for one at the same time.
5. A mentor in internet relay chat.
2. Someone who drinks all day and has to use mints to mask the alcohol on their breath.
3. Someone who is very smart and drinks ouzo all day.
4. Originating in Manchester, England. It is a word that combines mint and ok. It is to demand a mint while asking for one at the same time.
5. A mentor in internet relay chat.
by Ford Lawnmower November 07, 2007

Hamilton, ohio In the 1920 Chicago gangsters made Hamilton, Ohio their second home. John Dillinger is documented to have been a visitor to Hamilton. During World War II, due to the large number of gambling and prostitution establishments such as Madame Freeze's and the long row of prostitution establishments along Wood Street (now called Pershing Ave), the entire city was declared off-limits to military personnel.
Hamilton is still known as little Chicago, although it is now just a drug infested shit hole, that some folks call home.
Hamilton is still known as little Chicago, although it is now just a drug infested shit hole, that some folks call home.
by Ford Lawnmower October 18, 2007

1. The style of porchagese spoken in New Zealand.
2. A combination of English, porchagese and New Zealand words made up by porch
3. Probably the most efficient language ever created because it uses long acronyms to replace long sentences that are commonly used.
4. porch style english.
2. A combination of English, porchagese and New Zealand words made up by porch
3. Probably the most efficient language ever created because it uses long acronyms to replace long sentences that are commonly used.
4. porch style english.
Ford has been chatting with his friend porch and still can't make heads or tails out of porchuguese.
by Ford Lawnmower November 07, 2007

1. The act of crawling around on the floor looking for small pieces of crack cocain that may have fallen in the carpet. This is a very common occurrence after crack heads and crack whores run out of drugs and money.
2. The act of searching for LSD after you have spilled it into the carpet.
2. The act of searching for LSD after you have spilled it into the carpet.
vachil was combing the carpet for 3 hours after running out of crack.
Ford spent the night combing the carpet after spilling a vile of microdot acid on the rug.
Ford spent the night combing the carpet after spilling a vile of microdot acid on the rug.
by Ford Lawnmower November 06, 2007

The act of smoking fake crack which is normally made of ivory soap. This can be the the act of smoking of anything that is supposed to be crack but is fake.
Fred thought he was smoking crack when he realized it was a large piece of skin from a crack heads foot.
Fred was smoking soap.
Fred was smoking soap.
by Ford Lawnmower November 06, 2007
