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Florian Geyer's definitions

Mom Balls

One earns Mom Balls when they commit to making their own independent choices regarding the raising of their children despite incessant opinions from other people who think they know better about how children should be properly raised.

Characteristics of those with Mom Balls include, assertiveness, spunk, and honesty.
Mom one: Every time my mother comes over she keeps nagging me about letting Timmy eat foods with gluten".
Mom two: "You need to grow some Mom Balls and tell her to back off; it's not her child."
by Florian Geyer November 27, 2016
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