Definitions by Floppy Mcgee

Mystical Bitch-Tits 

An elderly woman who wears disgustingly suggestive clothing. Typically has a job teaching young children.

Oh God, my son has Mrs. Smith for his 3rd grade teacher, she is such a Mystical Bitch-Tits.

Mystical Bitch-Tits by Floppy Mcgee July 13, 2011