Definitions by Flex Blur

fat

A thing that makes you more heavy, and sometimes keeps you warm in winter and gives you presence.
Fat can be earned by eating jellies and chocolate cakes, but also by drinking non-diet sodas or beer and eating crisps. Also a factor of breaking up in some love stories.

Girl: Why did you break up with me? I am so sad without you :'(
Boy: Because I only like fat nowhere else but in the breasts.

fat by Flex Blur November 4, 2011