2 definitions by Fleshy Man-bridge

half-schaff

The process of acquiring a semi-erect penis resulting from no sexual stimulus

Josh Schaffner had a half-schaff when he saw the butterfly.

by Fleshy Man-bridge January 14, 2006

Closet Gooch

The rubbing, touching, or otherwise light stroking of the goochal area (taint, aka fleshy man-bridge). Usually done in the privacy of your own home, primarily in the closet.
*side note* a closet gooch can only be done to a male, by another male of 3 years of age or older.

Kenny gave Bruce a closet gooch at melissa's party the other day.

by Fleshy Man-bridge January 14, 2006