1 definition by Flarp Johnson
Acting uncomfortable and panicked, as if one has to fart really really badly and doesn't want to let it out.
1.)
Did you see Cletus try to ask Nancy out on a date? He got all farty and started stuttering until he finally just threw up. It was hilarious!
2.)
Bartholomew became very farty when it was his turn to shoot the basketball. So farty in fact that he slipped, missed the entire backboard, and fell on his ass.
Did you see Cletus try to ask Nancy out on a date? He got all farty and started stuttering until he finally just threw up. It was hilarious!
2.)
Bartholomew became very farty when it was his turn to shoot the basketball. So farty in fact that he slipped, missed the entire backboard, and fell on his ass.
by Flarp Johnson June 16, 2011