When ejected fluids are left to hang off the end of the penis long enough to oxidise and crisp over, causing icicles of cum to hang from the bellend.
john: i was so tired at the end of a vicious bashing session i passed out.
carl: oh shit, did you wake up with phallic icicles?
john: yeh they were unreal, reached down to my knees
carl: oh shit, did you wake up with phallic icicles?
john: yeh they were unreal, reached down to my knees
by flangeface March 27, 2011
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Jamie: can you go to the shops and get me a carrot for this soup please?
fran: wait a minute, i havnt showered in quite a while, i might have something for you in my allotment
Jamie: nah we're not using your anal vegetables again, that potato and leek soup tasted like a vultures ageing japs eye
fran: wait a minute, i havnt showered in quite a while, i might have something for you in my allotment
Jamie: nah we're not using your anal vegetables again, that potato and leek soup tasted like a vultures ageing japs eye
by flangeface March 27, 2011
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