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Are You Fucking High?

When someone says something so outrageous, all you can sputter is the statement 'Are you fucking high?!'
Guy 1: 'I know a lot of people hate pop singers, but I think they're actually original, creative, individual, and in fact, I'd like to take a moment to commend all of them on their contributions to society as well as the world. Without them we would not be as cultured as we are now. I really appreciate them and hope to one day have a love-child with a pop singer.'

Guy 2: 'Are you fucking high?!?'
by Flame Warmonger November 11, 2013
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Who's Your Writer?

When one makes a terrible joke, and the only response that you can muster is a sarcastic, rhetorical question
Guy 1: 'Knock knock'
Guy 2: 'Who's there?'
Guy 1: 'Interrupting cow'
Guy 2: 'Interr-'
Guy 1: 'MOO!'
Guy 2: 'Wow, who's your writer?'
by Flame Warmonger November 11, 2013
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