Fix Your Board's definitions

Carrot top

When a sexual partner with a micropenis becomes erect but still provides lots of silly sex toys as entertainment during coitus.

I went over to his house and he pulled a carrot top on me!

by Fix Your Board October 30, 2019

Rusty Fence

When a woman sits on a person's face in the act of cunnilingus, while she is having a heavy menses flow.

I asked her to sit on my face and she gave me a rusty fence!

by Fix Your Board October 30, 2019