A Dutch sexual act.
This act requires a male
dog. While doing a girl from behind show your dog some
dog porn to get his little
wiener erect. To make his wiener warm and
juicy, pour some Dutch molten
cheese over his
cock. Now it is time for the great trick. So while you are still smashing this girl, smoothly replace your
cock with your dog's wet, cheesy cock. While your dog is
fucking your girl, silently walk into your girl's view. She will be very surprised and looks behind her and sees the dog. Then you scream: DERPCHEESE! And you run out of the room.
Friend: Yo did you slam that girl yesterday night.
Me: Yeah bro but I was not digging the sex so I performed the Derpcheese on here.
Friend: No shit?
