Definitions by Fire hydrant

Home Goods

A place to buy goods for your home. It has a nice selection of throw pillows.

Person One: I need a lamp
Person Two: Ok
Person One: I'm going to Home Goods
Person Two: Great

Home Goods by Fire hydrant March 24, 2014

decrapitated 

a man so loser-esque he is not even worthy of basic flirtation

He is too decrapitated to even buy me a drink.

That guy who was just trying to dance with you was seriously decrapitated.

That guy was so decrapitated I’d rather dry hump a firehydrant than even consider going home with him.

decrapitated by Fire Hydrant December 9, 2009