Fionn Mac Cumhaill's definitions

shady 80s

school teacher slang for kids who fall into the 80s IQ range. that is: not smart by any means, pretty stupid, but not retarded enough to get into SPED classes. that must really suck for them!

Poor Johnny's in the shady 80s, that boy has no chance!

by Fionn Mac Cumhaill October 10, 2023

meat truck

An ambulance.
Probably used most often if you know they aren't going to make it.
Or if you're a grim person.

"call for a meat truck, he's dead"
"get a meat truck, he's hurt bad"

by Fionn Mac Cumhaill March 24, 2019

cuck

Probably the most overused buzzword in human history; used by idiots to describe anyone just smart enough not to agree with their contrived and frighteningly-ignorant points of view.

Person A: "I'm sorry, but that's objectively wrong. I mean, that's not at all how that works."
Person B: "Ha! What a cuck! Ha! Cuck! Cuck loser! Cuck cuck cuck!"

by Fionn Mac Cumhaill August 11, 2018

Wedge Salad

A wedge salad is when you take an 85 cent head of romaine lettuce, chop it into quarters, add ranch and bacon bits, and then sell it for 6 bucks.

"Wow, I can't believe Randy wasted his money on a fucking wedge salad."

by Fionn Mac Cumhaill August 4, 2018