Definitions by Figgle Blag

wilkesy

When the reaction of a person is delayed to such and extent that the end result becomes akward

Holds spliff as if passing

Other person takes spliff

"What are you doing??"

"You were passing that spliff!"

"No I wasn't"

"Your a right wilkesy you are!!"

wilkesy by Figgle Blag April 21, 2015

Assfojingle 

Someone Who Is A Complete Asshole. And Hasn't Bathed In a Week

"Hayden Ball You Dirty Little Assfojingle"

Assfojingle by Figgle Blag July 31, 2009