3 definitions by Fictitious Pulp
Noun.
1. A person who accepts the badass responsibility of wrangling a group of drunk people in one car and ferrying them home without succumbing to the temptation of delicious, delicious alcohol.
1. A person who accepts the badass responsibility of wrangling a group of drunk people in one car and ferrying them home without succumbing to the temptation of delicious, delicious alcohol.
1. It's a good thing Nate was our designated badass last weekend otherwise we'd have never gotten home. The dude is a champ.
by Fictitious Pulp March 4, 2010
As soon as Rebecca started talking about her cat's favorite episodes of "Glee", she was instantly put in my crazy box.
by Fictitious Pulp November 25, 2010
Jake: "I should have listened to you about those burritos. It's like 'Alien' in my stomach. I bet you can smell it through the phone."
Nate: "Stop deuce dialing me. I don't want to picture you shitting. Ever."
Jake: "Stop answering my calls after we get Mexican food..."
Nate: "Stop deuce dialing me. I don't want to picture you shitting. Ever."
Jake: "Stop answering my calls after we get Mexican food..."
by Fictitious Pulp May 30, 2011