3 definitions by Felonious Gru

Similar to a Cougar or Bengal, a GREYHOUND is a woman aged 60-69 who seeks sex from younger men. While a Cougar is the same but aged 30-49. The breakdown of women chasing younger men is like this:

18-29 = THOT (or school teacher pedophile)
30-49 = Cougar
50-59 = Bengal
60-69 = Greyhound
70+ = oh dear gawd, let us not imagine it...
Nancy was such a hoe through her 40s because she loved male attention. Now that she's 60, instead of accepting the fact that her attractive days are long gone, she's gone full GREYHOUND and chases every younger man for the chance of being filled and thrilled once again.
by Felonious Gru February 24, 2019
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A neopronoun are the pronouns used by people with absent father figures in their lives.
"Their neopronouns are xe/xem, they have no father."
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Similar to a Cougar, a BENGAL is a woman aged 50-59 who seeks sex from younger men. While a Cougar is the same but aged 30-49. The breakdown of women chasing younger men is like this:

18-29 = THOT (or school teacher pedophile)
30-49 = Cougar
50-59 = Bengal
60-69 = Greyhound
70+ = oh dear gawd, let us not imagine it...
Nancy was such a hoe in her 20s because she loved male attention. Now that she's 50, instead of accepting the fact that her attractive days are over, she's gone full Bengal and chases young Chads and Tyrones for the chance of being filled and thrilled once again.
by Felonious Gru February 24, 2019
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