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Boeing 737 MAX

A flying death trap. The “crashiest” plane since the DC-10

Henry: Dude! I’m flying from LA to Hawaii on Southwest

Angie: How’s that possible? Doesn’t Southwest only use 737’s?

Henry: Yeah, but this is a Boeing 737 MAX! Longer Range!!!

Angie: Uh... um... Okaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy... have you finalized your Will yet? What flowers do you want at your funeral?

by FegelFatso March 14, 2019