Definitions by Feeling Kinda Naughty

Alaskan Baseball 

When you’re giving a blowjob and instead of moving your lips up and down, you spin your head around the dick while you have your mouth on it. You do this enough times while the guy lays down so you’re dizzy. If you spin too much, you’ll throw up on his dick, and that will (not) be pretty.

Hey baby, you want to try a new position tonight? How about Alaskan Baseball? I want to make you spin!

Alaskan Baseball by Feeling Kinda Naughty August 28, 2019

My Dad is a Cop 

A type of teenagers who think they can get away with everything. These teenagers are snobs and snitches. Their parents can buy them anything and they have never paid for anything they have. Pathetic excuse for a child.

My dad is a cop. He pays for all of my Armani bags and Rolex watches. He does everything I need.

Don’t do that! My dad is a cop! He will have you arrested!

My Dad is a Cop by Feeling Kinda Naughty August 27, 2019

Clout Magnet 

A person who has so much clout that you gain some clout just by standing near them. They radiate positive energy, and they make NO TIME for haters. Being around a clout magnet is a surprisingly smart approach to moving up on the totem pole.

Look at Aiden, he is such a clout magnet! Someday, I want to be like him!

Clout Magnet by Feeling Kinda Naughty August 20, 2019

Faux Hoe

Pronounced “Foh-Hoe.” A person who pretends to be a sleazy hoe, but ACTUALLY has no sex life whatsoever. Could also be spelled “foho” for short.

She acts like she has such a sex life! She is DEFINITELY still a virgin. She is such a faux hoe!

Faux Hoe by Feeling Kinda Naughty August 13, 2019