1. Every key on a standard keyboard pressed one in order.
2. The name of my penis, purposely named so to be hard to pronounce in real life and piss off others.
1. I wrote "`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./" on my essay about computers and got an A because every computer teacher ever sucks!
2. My friends laugh when I tell them the name of my penis.
Buy a
`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./
mug!
