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The true definition of a pole smoking queer. Often in denial trying to prove he is into women when he is clearly not. It is pretty obvious he lusts for cock. The very thought of female anatomy grosses him out.
The other day we saw Scat Mellish out in public, he's so far in the closet he's having adventures in Narnia.
by FatherMellish January 4, 2017
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