Father Longcauk's definitions
An obese female, who despite her weight and unattractiveness, acquires large amounts of dick through trickery and illusion.
Thad: I don't understand how so many guys have had sex with Mandy... I mean look at her!
Tom: I know man...She's a slutty bean bag chair.
Tom: I know man...She's a slutty bean bag chair.
by Father Longcauk May 3, 2014
Get the Slutty Bean Bag Chairmug.