1 definition by Father Jon Marxist
Verb: when one puts a bowl of marijuana (hoobastank) betwixt a woman’s tits and pushes the tits around the carb of the bowl whilst hitting the bowl with one’s face in the tits.
Person one: have you smoked that new cookies shit yet?
Person two: totally man! I hit a fat hoobastank tittyfuck with my girl last night.
Person two: totally man! I hit a fat hoobastank tittyfuck with my girl last night.
by Father Jon Marxist September 27, 2020