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Nun

I used to be a Catholic Priest. When I was ordained, I asked the Cardinal, "Now, what kind of woman did you say I could have sex with?". I was certain he said, "Nun". But, one day, when he walked in on me fucking a nun, he kicked me out of the Church -- permanently!
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New England

Some idiots think New England is a state! It's the 13 original colonies of England in what is now the USA. Most of the East Coast.
My name is Max Johnson (made up name, as in HUGE COCK), and I live in the state of New England. I'm just visiting here for a while to take care of my sick mother. (A great way to pick up dumb blondes).
by Father JesseppeTestosterone November 22, 2006
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