Definitions by Fathead Joe

monosex

1. To have sex with oneself.
2. To practice oral sex on oneself.

"and no im not gonna cum in my mouth or monosex ha myself to i cum you fags who are getting hung!"

monosex by Fathead Joe January 21, 2004

pasturnak 

1. Brutally mispronounced version of "bastard-ass."

see also: Pasternak, Boris-Russian Author

"What the fuck is a pastunak?"

pasturnak by Fathead Joe January 21, 2004