monosex

1. To have sex with oneself.
2. To practice oral sex on oneself.

"and no im not gonna cum in my mouth or monosex ha myself to i cum you fags who are getting hung!"

by Fathead Joe January 21, 2004

pasturnak

1. Brutally mispronounced version of "bastard-ass."

see also: Pasternak, Boris-Russian Author

"What the fuck is a pastunak?"

by Fathead Joe January 21, 2004