Definitions by Fat demented dog

Green-mamba 

Low down dirty reptile, difficult to kill. Its attack is usually from behind. It gives of a particularly nasty odour and tends to roll about in its own shit.

A green-mamba! Quick someone whack it with a stick.

Green-mamba by Fat demented dog July 22, 2003

Darker Than Larch

Really fucking dark. ...and scarey.

Holy fuck what the fucking fuck was that. Its Darker than Larch in here and I've kecked my drawers.

Darker Than Larch by Fat demented dog July 22, 2003

tox 

An insufferable attack of itchy piles.

I can't talk long I've got a tox I want to take a wire brush to.

tox by Fat demented dog July 22, 2003