3 definition by Fat demented dog

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Really fucking dark. ...and scarey.
Holy fuck what the fucking fuck was that. Its Darker than Larch in here and I've kecked my drawers.
by Fat demented dog July 22, 2003

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Low down dirty reptile, difficult to kill. Its attack is usually from behind. It gives of a particularly nasty odour and tends to roll about in its own shit.
A green-mamba! Quick someone whack it with a stick.
by Fat demented dog July 22, 2003

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An insufferable attack of itchy piles.
I can't talk long I've got a tox I want to take a wire brush to.
by Fat demented dog July 22, 2003

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