Darker Than Larch

Really fucking dark. ...and scarey.

Holy fuck what the fucking fuck was that. Its Darker than Larch in here and I've kecked my drawers.

by Fat demented dog July 22, 2003

Green-mamba

Low down dirty reptile, difficult to kill. Its attack is usually from behind. It gives of a particularly nasty odour and tends to roll about in its own shit.

A green-mamba! Quick someone whack it with a stick.

by Fat demented dog July 22, 2003

tox

An insufferable attack of itchy piles.

I can't talk long I've got a tox I want to take a wire brush to.

by Fat demented dog July 22, 2003