A slave to the pixel, print and ideas. Dealing in anything two-dimensional, especially printed materials, anything that has to do with communicating images and text. Also dabbles across other creative industries, the most versatile and underpaid designer of them all.
I'm a graphic designer who can also do fashion, product, architecture, web, marketing, advertising, media planning, project management, event management, animation, illustration and even photography; somebody shoot me!
A: I'm a graphic designer.
B: May the Lord be with you.
A: I'm in the marketing, advertising and artistic industry, but i don't have a credit card, what am i?
B: You're a Graphic Designer!
A: I'm a graphic designer.
B: May the Lord be with you.
A: I'm in the marketing, advertising and artistic industry, but i don't have a credit card, what am i?
B: You're a Graphic Designer!
by Fat Rabbit July 21, 2005

A movie based in Poland WWII, starring actor Robin Williams as Jakob. He overheard the BBC on the German Officer's radio that the Russians are coming to their aid. He tell his friends the good news but lies about owning a radio. He was then caught and asked to denouce the radio, but he refused to and was executed in front of the whole town. The town's folk was then packed into a train bound to the concentration camps but was soon intercepted by the Russians.
Now Jakob The Liar is used for a person who sincerely lies just to give everyone hope.
Now Jakob The Liar is used for a person who sincerely lies just to give everyone hope.
Katrina Victim 1: Maybe we can all catch a movie, something to cheer us up.
Katrina Victim 2: Hey! Stop Jakob The Liar.
Katrina Victim 1: Never heard of shadow play?!
Katrina Victim 2: Hey! Stop Jakob The Liar.
Katrina Victim 1: Never heard of shadow play?!
by Fat Rabbit July 24, 2006

the best reply when you hear something bad happening to your loved one's loved one, meaning "I can feel your pain".
Best Friend A: My dog died yesterday...
Best Friend B: Oh dear...
Best Friend A: My mum just had an accident.
Best Friend B: Oh dear...what happened?
Best Friend B: Oh dear...
Best Friend A: My mum just had an accident.
Best Friend B: Oh dear...what happened?
by Fat Rabbit July 21, 2005

1. A rabbit that's fat.
2. A furball.
3. To describe anything cute, furry and round.
4. Describing a person who chomp greens like a greedy rabbit.
5. An expression refering to your lover or spouse, implying acceptance no matter how fat they will ever become in future.
2. A furball.
3. To describe anything cute, furry and round.
4. Describing a person who chomp greens like a greedy rabbit.
5. An expression refering to your lover or spouse, implying acceptance no matter how fat they will ever become in future.
1. You got one helluva fat rabbit!
2. Oh look at that fat rabbit...is it a cat or a dog?
3. That curtain has got fat rabbit trimmings.
4. Slow down with that salad, fat rabbit.
5. Come here and gimme a hug, ya fat rabbit.
2. Oh look at that fat rabbit...is it a cat or a dog?
3. That curtain has got fat rabbit trimmings.
4. Slow down with that salad, fat rabbit.
5. Come here and gimme a hug, ya fat rabbit.
by Fat Rabbit July 21, 2005

An abbreviation of "mother fucking arsehole", 90% of the time male. Usually used in online conversations and handphone text messaging (or sms) to save time typing.
by Fat Rabbit July 21, 2005

A snobbish person that's a thorn in your flesh and looks constipated at least 90% of the time. Usually describing the bitch or unfavourable boss's favourite female employee in the office.
That farkface just can't shut her trap, now the boss thinks i was the one who started it.
Leave that company please. Farkface will never give you a chance.
Leave that company please. Farkface will never give you a chance.
by Fat Rabbit July 21, 2005

The public enemy #1 who terrorises the City of Townsville in Powerpuff Girls Cartoon. This clever monkey is always plotting against the Powerpuff Girls by inventing new machines and is very snobbish too. Now used in everyday English:
1. To describe a person who disregards others' personal space, especially during commute.
2. A bossy person
3. To make fun of your friend who suddenly use very profound words or concepts.
1. To describe a person who disregards others' personal space, especially during commute.
2. A bossy person
3. To make fun of your friend who suddenly use very profound words or concepts.
1. That mojo jojo just stepped on my foot!
2. Mum's getting all mojo jojo again!
3. Girl A: my libido's down, everything's getting monotonous...
Girl B: you mojo jojo...not getting any huh...
2. Mum's getting all mojo jojo again!
3. Girl A: my libido's down, everything's getting monotonous...
Girl B: you mojo jojo...not getting any huh...
by Fat Rabbit July 21, 2005
