Fat Rabbit's definitions

Graphic designer

A slave to the pixel, print and ideas. Dealing in anything two-dimensional, especially printed materials, anything that has to do with communicating images and text. Also dabbles across other creative industries, the most versatile and underpaid designer of them all.

I'm a graphic designer who can also do fashion, product, architecture, web, marketing, advertising, media planning, project management, event management, animation, illustration and even photography; somebody shoot me!

A: I'm a graphic designer.
B: May the Lord be with you.

A: I'm in the marketing, advertising and artistic industry, but i don't have a credit card, what am i?
B: You're a Graphic Designer!

by Fat Rabbit July 21, 2005

Jakob The Liar

A movie based in Poland WWII, starring actor Robin Williams as Jakob. He overheard the BBC on the German Officer's radio that the Russians are coming to their aid. He tell his friends the good news but lies about owning a radio. He was then caught and asked to denouce the radio, but he refused to and was executed in front of the whole town. The town's folk was then packed into a train bound to the concentration camps but was soon intercepted by the Russians.

Now Jakob The Liar is used for a person who sincerely lies just to give everyone hope.

Katrina Victim 1: Maybe we can all catch a movie, something to cheer us up.
Katrina Victim 2: Hey! Stop Jakob The Liar.
Katrina Victim 1: Never heard of shadow play?!

by Fat Rabbit July 24, 2006

farkface

A snobbish person that's a thorn in your flesh and looks constipated at least 90% of the time. Usually describing the bitch or unfavourable boss's favourite female employee in the office.

That farkface just can't shut her trap, now the boss thinks i was the one who started it.

Leave that company please. Farkface will never give you a chance.

by Fat Rabbit July 21, 2005

Mojo Jojo

The public enemy #1 who terrorises the City of Townsville in Powerpuff Girls Cartoon. This clever monkey is always plotting against the Powerpuff Girls by inventing new machines and is very snobbish too. Now used in everyday English:
1. To describe a person who disregards others' personal space, especially during commute.
2. A bossy person
3. To make fun of your friend who suddenly use very profound words or concepts.

1. That mojo jojo just stepped on my foot!
2. Mum's getting all mojo jojo again!
3. Girl A: my libido's down, everything's getting monotonous...
Girl B: you mojo jojo...not getting any huh...

by Fat Rabbit July 21, 2005

mfa

An abbreviation of "mother fucking arsehole", 90% of the time male. Usually used in online conversations and handphone text messaging (or sms) to save time typing.

Girl A: he cheated on me!
Girl B: he wat?! tt mfa!
Girl A: n he owe me some $
Girl A: MFA!!!

by Fat Rabbit July 21, 2005

anata

Darling in Japanese. Often used by loving wives to their husbands when they want something or question something. To be said in a coy tone.

Anata, where did you go last night?

by Fat Rabbit July 21, 2005

omelette

A one-meal dish with egg as the main ingredient, add some cheese or milk and other desired toppings, mix well, then fry till golden brown, fold into half and serve. Originally French, now it's known internationally. Toppings can include ham, capsicums, tomatoes, mushrooms, sausages, etc. Extremely popular for breakfast or a light meal.

I'd die for an omelette right now!

by Fat Rabbit July 21, 2005