A colloquial term used to describe the act of saying something outrageously incorrect with the actual answer often being the exact opposite to the claim. Sometimes it can also be used for eating exorbitantly large amounts of rice and noodles.
Example 1:
Person 1: "Oi remember when Noah said that Meth wasn't that bad?"
Person 2: "Oh fuck, yeah, he did a PHAT Haruto then didn't he?"
Person 3: "Yeah, a fucken massive Haruto."
Example 2:
Person 1: "Oi where the fuck did my packet of 10 noodles go?"
Person 2: "Oh shit sorry man, I did a Haruto and ate them all aye."
Person 3: "Oh fuck off you actual chonk."
Person 1: "Oi remember when Noah said that Meth wasn't that bad?"
Person 2: "Oh fuck, yeah, he did a PHAT Haruto then didn't he?"
Person 3: "Yeah, a fucken massive Haruto."
Example 2:
Person 1: "Oi where the fuck did my packet of 10 noodles go?"
Person 2: "Oh shit sorry man, I did a Haruto and ate them all aye."
Person 3: "Oh fuck off you actual chonk."
by Fat Fockan APE! November 20, 2020