Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Farting

Fixing day

Fixing day is the right before fathers day and it when a farther kills his least favorite child.

Farther: can't wait till fixing day this one kid been acting stupid lately.

A drive by is to fart or shart when walking by someone.

Person 1: why the crap did you just do a drive by.

Person 2: because I can and you gotta admit that was funny.

Drive by by Farting January 1, 2021

Fart tuitous means when a rich person farts.

*fart* oopsie daisies I may have just fart tuitous.