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Run to nowhere

When a woman, who thinks that she is hotter than she is, in a public place like a gym, inexplicably starts and stops running without a a set destination. This happens most when said woman believes other patrons are checking her out.

Joe: Look at Adam's wife over there by the free weights. Did she get a boob job?
Bill: Yeah, but she's still not all that.
Joe: Lookout, stop staring at her, she's jogging this way.
Bill: No she's not, she stopped by the ellipticals.
Joe: Oh yeah, she was on a run to nowhere!

by Fartface Jones. January 7, 2012