Fartbart 's definitions

Kujumbo

A jabroni and knucklehead

You ate raw eggs to impress your date?! What a kujumbo!

by fartbart November 8, 2022

Fart Block

Soundproofing your under garments to hide the sound of flatulance. Usual substances used in this process include but are not exclusive to wool, styrofoam, bunched up tissues, cotton balls, and cotton candy. (verb) (fart blocking, fart blocks, fart blocked)

Sarah was happy to be able to order beans at the restaurant without worrying about others hearing her fart because she had fart blocked her thong.

by Fartbart January 12, 2017