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A shit when you're pushing and straining so hard all blood circulation gets cut off. You're about to pass the fuck out and finally this little pebble sized turd plops out, and hits the water in such a perfect way that it splashes back up and gets only your anus wet.
I've tried Sennacot and Ducolax but the only stool I've been able to pass is a single chocolate diamond.
by Fappy Ham Slappy March 6, 2016
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Yo, nigga if I don' get my gibs I finna roll some cracka in the parking lot for dey grocery bag full of oat milk, cranberry granola, and nonfat yogurt. Sheeeeeeeeit.
by Fappy Ham Slappy October 22, 2025
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