2 definitions by Fappinplatypus

crusty tuna

When a woman has a yeast infection and masturbates leaving a thin crust of cum to be eaten.

No thanks I'm not hungry, I had a crusty tuna earlier.

by Fappinplatypus December 28, 2016

When a man injects Taco Bell Mango Freeze into a woman’s vagina and proceeds to slurp it up like a 7/11 slurpee.

Went to Taco Bell last night. Gave my girl a slushcup when we got home. 10/10 would recommend.

by Fappinplatypus September 24, 2022