Definitions by Falcon89

Blitzenshitten

The sudden urge to defecate midway through urination. Usually when standing.

Guy 1: Dude, you sit down to piss?

Guy 2: I've experienced too many Blitzenshitten close calls to do otherwise.

Guy 1: You need to make adjustments to your diet bro. Eat beans or something. Get some fiber.

Guy 2: I know.

Blitzenshitten by Falcon89 June 24, 2026