Definitions by Falcon Thunder Fist

Congrats on Your Gradulations

A message of over enthusiastic, usually alcohol fueled, well wishes when you are trying to over compensate with your Big Guy Energy, while doing your best to relate to someone much younger and more hip than yourself.

Drunk Golf Fan: Hey there fellow hip youngster! Hope you are having as much fun today as we are!

22yr old cashier: Not really.. This is just a side job because I graduate from college in the Fall.

Drunk Golf Fan: Oh wow! Well, uh, Congrats on Your Gradulations!

22yr old cashier: Yeah…. Thanks..

Congrats on Your Gradulations by Falcon Thunder Fist June 23, 2021

Two Weeks Out 

The amount of time quoted within which any project of any size or scale will be completed, even though all parties involved know that promise is a bold faced lie. Whether the job is finishing a backyard landscaping project, hanging office doors, or replacing a headlight that got hammered by the business end of a deer, the experts will tell you with complete confidence that the finished product is 2 weeks out.

Danimal: Hey Buddy, now that the weather is in the triple digits in Arizona, how’s the pool coming along?

Lil Marty: My contractor assured me that they are Two Weeks Out from wrapping everything up.

Danimal: I feel like you told me that three months ago..

Lil Marty: I did.

Two Weeks Out by Falcon Thunder Fist May 18, 2021

Big Guy Energy 

The overall vibe achieved when men whom have reached a certain age, weight, and comfort with their social status get together to not only tell stories from their glory days, but to also inspire each other to engage in other ill advised behavior simply for their collective entertainment.

Todd: I heard you’s guys telling stories on your podcast while I was driving up to the lake house.

Huff: Total Big Guy Energy on display, am I right?

Todd: Totally

Big Guy Energy by Falcon Thunder Fist May 12, 2021