Tight necked crew style t-shirt worn underneath another t-shirt. Uses include sopping up an excessive amount of sweat redirected from one’s armpits due to over use of medical grade deodorant, keeping one’s inappropriately stiff nipples from tearing through their outer shirt, or simplify adding a subtle splash of color to one’s ensemble. The Safety Shirt should be an essential staple of every Big Guy’s closet.
Mal: Do I see you wearing not one, but two t-shirts?
Marty: Of course! I don’t go anywhere without a Safety Shirt.
Mal: Is it because you afraid of sweating out all that Big Guy Energy?
Marty: Nope, I just want to make sure I’m not going around cutting glass when my turkey’s done.
Marty: Of course! I don’t go anywhere without a Safety Shirt.
Mal: Is it because you afraid of sweating out all that Big Guy Energy?
Marty: Nope, I just want to make sure I’m not going around cutting glass when my turkey’s done.
by Falcon Thunder Fist July 15, 2021
A tough as GD nails kid who consistently overcomes every single obstacle in His way. Through the love and support of family and friends, you can try to slow him down, but good luck. Nasal cannulas, get F’d! O2 levels, bend over and He’ll show you what’s up! Rouge viruses, your mother’s a whore! Getting stronger every day, there is literally nothing that can slow Him down. Dominate enough that He should be feared by many, He is 1000% loved by all. He is truly an inspiration in every sense of the word.
Peach Daiquiri Dave: I heard The Battle Axe is teaching cowboys how to ride bulls.
Chef Kevin: No way, I heard he is teaching hockey players how to fight.
TT: Trust me when I tell you, you’re both wrong. He is teaching blacksmiths how to swing their f’n hammers.
Chef Kevin: No way, I heard he is teaching hockey players how to fight.
TT: Trust me when I tell you, you’re both wrong. He is teaching blacksmiths how to swing their f’n hammers.
by Falcon Thunder Fist December 17, 2023
A message of over enthusiastic, usually alcohol fueled, well wishes when you are trying to over compensate with your Big Guy Energy, while doing your best to relate to someone much younger and more hip than yourself.
Drunk Golf Fan: Hey there fellow hip youngster! Hope you are having as much fun today as we are!
22yr old cashier: Not really.. This is just a side job because I graduate from college in the Fall.
Drunk Golf Fan: Oh wow! Well, uh, Congrats on Your Gradulations!
22yr old cashier: Yeah…. Thanks..
22yr old cashier: Not really.. This is just a side job because I graduate from college in the Fall.
Drunk Golf Fan: Oh wow! Well, uh, Congrats on Your Gradulations!
22yr old cashier: Yeah…. Thanks..
by Falcon Thunder Fist June 24, 2021