Falcon Thunder Fist's definitions
Tight necked crew style t-shirt worn underneath another t-shirt. Uses include sopping up an excessive amount of sweat redirected from one’s armpits due to over use of medical grade deodorant, keeping one’s inappropriately stiff nipples from tearing through their outer shirt, or simplify adding a subtle splash of color to one’s ensemble. The Safety Shirt should be an essential staple of every Big Guy’s closet.
Mal: Do I see you wearing not one, but two t-shirts?
Marty: Of course! I don’t go anywhere without a Safety Shirt.
Mal: Is it because you afraid of sweating out all that Big Guy Energy?
Marty: Nope, I just want to make sure I’m not going around cutting glass when my turkey’s done.
Marty: Of course! I don’t go anywhere without a Safety Shirt.
Mal: Is it because you afraid of sweating out all that Big Guy Energy?
Marty: Nope, I just want to make sure I’m not going around cutting glass when my turkey’s done.
by Falcon Thunder Fist July 14, 2021
Get the Safety Shirtmug. Wall mounted tool used to press aluminum beverage vessels down into hockey puck sized waste. This comes in handy, especially when kocking back a box of beers and telling awesome baseball stories, while up at the Lake for the weekend to conserve trash space. These versital crushed cans can be skipped across the lake, chucked at passing skateboard punks, or even driven to Michigan to help fuel their evaporating ecomony. The Lake House Can Crusher is an essential piece of equipment for anyone who needs to display their Big Guy Energy in an eco-friendly way.
TT: Hey Bro, can you grab me another BL while you are up on the porch?
BK: You got it Buddy! Why don't you hand me those six empties under your bag chair so i can run them through the Lake House Can Crusher while I am up there.
TT: Perfect Bro! I have a meeting in Michigan this week and I can drag that bag of cans with me to cover the cost of a few bar pretzels.
BK: You got it Buddy! Why don't you hand me those six empties under your bag chair so i can run them through the Lake House Can Crusher while I am up there.
TT: Perfect Bro! I have a meeting in Michigan this week and I can drag that bag of cans with me to cover the cost of a few bar pretzels.
by Falcon Thunder Fist August 11, 2021
Get the Lake House Can Crushermug. A message of over enthusiastic, usually alcohol fueled, well wishes when you are trying to over compensate with your Big Guy Energy, while doing your best to relate to someone much younger and more hip than yourself.
Drunk Golf Fan: Hey there fellow hip youngster! Hope you are having as much fun today as we are!
22yr old cashier: Not really.. This is just a side job because I graduate from college in the Fall.
Drunk Golf Fan: Oh wow! Well, uh, Congrats on Your Gradulations!
22yr old cashier: Yeah…. Thanks..
22yr old cashier: Not really.. This is just a side job because I graduate from college in the Fall.
Drunk Golf Fan: Oh wow! Well, uh, Congrats on Your Gradulations!
22yr old cashier: Yeah…. Thanks..
by Falcon Thunder Fist June 23, 2021
Get the Congrats on Your Gradulationsmug.