Definitions by Falcon Puncher

Wrigleyville Standoff 

When 2 (drunk) individuals approach a single toilet restroom at the same time, and it's unclear who should go first. Occasionally, it results in a tie, whereby both individuals use the facilities simultaneously.

Downed 7 Old Styles and ran to the jon during halftime. This other guy was doing the same, which resulted in a Wrigleyville Standoff

Wrigleyville Standoff by Falcon Puncher August 7, 2016

Jamiroquai 

Virtual Insanity

Oh man, things have been so Jamiroquai around the office lately.

Jamiroquai by Falcon Puncher October 12, 2008