Fabulous Captain's definitions

Toilet Flush Anxiety

The period of time when you couldn’t flush your poop down the first time, and when you couldn’t wait for the tank to fill back up again before a second attempt. Couldn’t flush - get anxious - attempt to flush - Repeat

A: WTF were you doing in the bathroom for an hour?
B: had a toilet flush anxiety. Still wouldn’t go down

by Fabulous Captain April 11, 2019

KJFK

Kidding, Just Fxxking Kidding

Me: Hey I have a new girlfriend!
Someone: Who?
Me: KJFK.

by Fabulous Captain April 15, 2014