Definitions by Fab Lee
beef cake
Perfect : A runner who ditches his T-shirt, pins it on the side of his belt, and runs like a walking ad—red sun burns, scorched-looking skin and all. Pectorals shaved, for maximum “look at this.”
Don’t confuse it with beef jerky: the ultimate age-stage, where the burned skin turns turtle-scale textured and the chest droops with the “gravity finally won” look.
Don’t confuse it with beef jerky: the ultimate age-stage, where the burned skin turns turtle-scale textured and the chest droops with the “gravity finally won” look.
Fabien: “Look at this — camouflage?”
Michael: “No, that’s a beef cake—running shirtless.”
Fabien: “He’ll be a good beef jerky when he gets older.”
Michael: “No, that’s a beef cake—running shirtless.”
Fabien: “He’ll be a good beef jerky when he gets older.”
beef cake
A runner who ditches his T-shirt, pins it on the side of his belt, and runs like a walking ad—red sun burns, scorched-looking skin and all. Pectorals shaved, for maximum “look at this.”
Don’t confuse it with beef jerky: the ultimate age-stage, where the burned skin turns turtle-scale textured and the chest droops with the “gravity finally won” look.
Don’t confuse it with beef jerky: the ultimate age-stage, where the burned skin turns turtle-scale textured and the chest droops with the “gravity finally won” look.
Fabien: “Look at this—camouflage?”
Michael: “No, that’s a beef cake—running shirtless.”
Fabien: “He’ll be a good beef jerky when he gets older.”
Michael: “No, that’s a beef cake—running shirtless.”
Fabien: “He’ll be a good beef jerky when he gets older.”