WHAT THE FUCK IS A THERIAN!??!?!???
How do you wake up one day and decide, “Yeah I’m a red panda trapped in a human body”?
JUST HOW MANY FANTASY ROLEPLAYS GOT OUTTA HAND THIS YEAR?!??!
LOOK AT ME, I’M A STRAIGHT, MALE HUMAN BEING WHO DOESN’T NEED TO BARK TO FEEL VALIDATED.
How do you wake up one day and decide, “Yeah I’m a red panda trapped in a human body”?
JUST HOW MANY FANTASY ROLEPLAYS GOT OUTTA HAND THIS YEAR?!??!
LOOK AT ME, I’M A STRAIGHT, MALE HUMAN BEING WHO DOESN’T NEED TO BARK TO FEEL VALIDATED.
by FNATIC ONIC May 06, 2025
Therian
noun
A person who “spiritually identifies” as an animal but somehow still uses Wi-Fi and DoorDash. Says they didn’t choose it, they were “born this way,” even though most found out after binge watching TikTok edits of wolves to lofi beats. Claims they get “shifts” where they feel animalistic usually ends in them crawling on all fours or growling at their mom. Actual nature knowledge: zero. Ask them what a theriotype is and they’ll say “my inner fox.” Ask them why they don’t hunt squirrels or pee outside and suddenly it’s metaphorical. Basically: identity crisis but make it fuzzy.
noun
A person who “spiritually identifies” as an animal but somehow still uses Wi-Fi and DoorDash. Says they didn’t choose it, they were “born this way,” even though most found out after binge watching TikTok edits of wolves to lofi beats. Claims they get “shifts” where they feel animalistic usually ends in them crawling on all fours or growling at their mom. Actual nature knowledge: zero. Ask them what a theriotype is and they’ll say “my inner fox.” Ask them why they don’t hunt squirrels or pee outside and suddenly it’s metaphorical. Basically: identity crisis but make it fuzzy.
Example:
“Don’t judge me, I’m a Therian.”
Bro you barked at the teacher and ran on all fours in a school hallway—what exactly did you want us to do, clap?
“Don’t judge me, I’m a Therian.”
Bro you barked at the teacher and ran on all fours in a school hallway—what exactly did you want us to do, clap?
by FNATIC ONIC May 03, 2025