prattyplonker

Ultimate moron

The landlords, what a gang of prattyplonkers!

by FABARM January 22, 2018

ODWIA

ODWIA is the human condition of heavy drinkers - Only Drunk When I'm Awake - that's the description a heavy drinker makes - too often!

I'm gonna cut down on the booze - I DON'T want to be ODWIA, night and day!

by FABARM November 24, 2018

FONFF

FONFF:- Feeling Only Normal FABARM Feelings.

My feelings for that wonderus one has enhanced - I feel constant FONFF - I can think of little else!

by FABARM December 05, 2018

FABMOST

FABMOST is a leading FABARM who can bring his FABARM character to aid FABARMS or NONFABARMS in their human activities.

We'll need some help getting this block opened up next to the motorway, Maybe a FABMOST or two could ease it on it's way.

by FABARM October 18, 2018

FUCKULARITY

A joy and ability to engage in a range of sexual activities to give and enjoy sexual pleasures.

It was your fuckularity which has made me lust for you.

by FABARM September 12, 2010

CALM+

CALM+:- CALM+ Is an accurate description of a FABARM whilst he she or they are calming down the hysterical "NONFABMASSES" - it takes them a long time to FABLEARN the ultimate calmness of a friendly FABARM!

This match is getting almost hysterical - we need to get a couple of CALM+ FABARM'S in, after half time, that should fix it!

by FABARM January 06, 2019

FASTFIX

To mend things with speed.

You will HAVE to FASTFIX that with speed - better for EVERYONE!

by FABARM August 04, 2018