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Definitions by F550 Powerstroke

Carnation milk 

Carnation milk, best in the land: no more tits to pull, no more hay to pitch, just pop the top on the son of a bitch
"Hey Jerry, I got carnation milk today, bc I need some powdered shit for the anthill!!"

"Cool, Miley let's kill the bastards!"

mississippi river horse piss 

Budweiser beer. The king of fag beers

In Colorado, we drink REAL BEER, not Mississippi River Horse Piss

teachers asscrack

Basically, it's somebody who always kisses the teachers fucking ass
"Julie's a TA this year, bc she's constantly kissing her teachers asses, wtf???"

"Yup, she's a teachers asscrack alright!!!"
What a SmartCar should be called(idk why the fuck people piss their money away buying those stupid fucking pieces of useless shit)
Who's going to win, SmartCar or semi

Answer: SmartCar is toast. You get an 85,000lb KW, you'll cream a StupidCar
stupidcar by F550 Powerstroke January 19, 2014