2 definitions by F J G

Amazonprimeitis

A disorder featuring the urge to purchase an item on Amazon Prime. This disorder is more prevalent after Thanksgiving and lasting a few days before Christmas. It can also crop up during loved ones birthdays or anniversaries.

It is normally accompanied by an increase in credit card debt and UPS/Fed Ex deliveries.

There is no known cure.

My wife enjoys purchasing so many gifts during the Christmas season she now has Amazonprimeitis.

by F J G December 18, 2017

Rock hard

When u got a boner

She’s giving me a rock hard boner now !

by F J G August 3, 2018