2 definitions by EyesOpen
Someone with politically liberal and leftist views who uses MSM and the government for their single source of truth, willingly complies with all covid restrictions; mask, vaccine mandates and stay at home orders. Supports 'the current thing,' probably has a Ukraine flag and pronouns in the bio, possibly even an alphabet and BLM flag. Calls any narrative or story not approved by the regime a "conspiracy theory or disinformation."
Brad: Joe Rogan is a dangerous conspiracy theorist and anti-vaxxer. He's got too much of an influence, Spotify needs to take him down!
Ted: Okay sheeple.
Brad: Nah you're just a Joe Rogan fanboy.
Ted: Sorry I don't understand sheep
Brad: Bro you couldn't handle 3 weeks to slow the spread until we got them vaccines?
Ted: Ok buddy. 3 years to flatten the sheeple and harvest the wool.
Ted: Okay sheeple.
Brad: Nah you're just a Joe Rogan fanboy.
Ted: Sorry I don't understand sheep
Brad: Bro you couldn't handle 3 weeks to slow the spread until we got them vaccines?
Ted: Ok buddy. 3 years to flatten the sheeple and harvest the wool.
by EyesOpen September 6, 2022
Someone who is politically liberal and leftist. Gets their single source of truth from MSM and the government. Willing obeys all covid restrictions such as mask mandates, stay at home orders. Triple if not quadruple jabbed. Calls any fact or evidence that counters the regime's narrative 'conspiracy theories' or 'disinformation.' Hates Joe Rogan like the devil and has severe case of Trump Derangement Syndrome. Likely has a Ukraine flag and pronouns in the bio, possibly even a rainbow flag and/or BLM.
Brad: Man, Joe Rogan is a threat to our democracy with his covid lies and disinformation.
Ted: Ok sheeple.
Brad: You're just a Joe Rogan fanboy.
Ted: How many weeks to flatten the curve?
Brad: No that was only til the vaccine
Ted: Ok buddy
Brad: Besides, I don't even mind staying home and wearing a mask if it means we're all safe
Ted: I don't know whether to cry or laugh
Brad: *Incomprehensible baaing
Ted: You have to round up the sheeple to slaughter them and harvest the wool
Brad: *More confused, alarmed baaing
Ted: The wool is your sanity and you have been sheared. You have submitted your powers to the regime and they have full control over you.
Ted: Ok sheeple.
Brad: You're just a Joe Rogan fanboy.
Ted: How many weeks to flatten the curve?
Brad: No that was only til the vaccine
Ted: Ok buddy
Brad: Besides, I don't even mind staying home and wearing a mask if it means we're all safe
Ted: I don't know whether to cry or laugh
Brad: *Incomprehensible baaing
Ted: You have to round up the sheeple to slaughter them and harvest the wool
Brad: *More confused, alarmed baaing
Ted: The wool is your sanity and you have been sheared. You have submitted your powers to the regime and they have full control over you.
by EyesOpen September 6, 2022