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shitload (noun)
Definition: A precise, empirically verified unit of measurement representing an overwhelming or absurd quantity of things or people. Specifically equal to exactly 231.
Origin: Formally quantified in May 1978 during a high school Senior Skip Day, when two high school juniors Jeff Duncan and Paul Brenner counted the official absentee sheet after a rumors circulated that a "shitload" of students were out sick.
Example: "How many people missed class today?" "A full shitload—exactly 231 of them."
Shitload by Eyedocduncan September 19, 2026