Eyad, the weird kid's definitions

Karen

That one lady at the store that looks like shes about to throw Twinkies at you for taking that one thing she wanted on black Friday

Person: man i really like this box of Twinkies, ill buy it as a consumer of this store.
Karen: *snags Twinkies* MY SON WANTS THIS SO NOW ITS MINE FELLOW PIECE OF SHIT

by Eyad, the weird kid December 2, 2019

Condoms

The substance that your father didn't use, which created you.

Your mother: HARDER HARDER.
Your father: Wait i forgot to use condoms.

by Eyad, the weird kid December 8, 2019