Evonize

To play the game Evony obsessively, often prioritizing it over real-life tasks, relationships, or sleep.
"What are you doing?" – "I'm evonizing!"
"He evonized all night and forgot his own birthday."
"She started evonizing last week… we haven’t seen her since."
by Evonyser July 24, 2025
Get the Evonize mug.

Evonyser

A person who plays Evony regularly, often obsessively. Known for strategic thinking, building empires, and sometimes ignoring real-life responsibilities during events. Usually seen in alliance chats, optimizing generals, or rallying bosses at 3 AM.
"Don't call Alex right now, he's deep in Evonyser mode."
"Only true Evonysers know how painful upgrading a keep can be."
by Evonyser July 22, 2025
Get the Evonyser mug.