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Definitions by Evil_Larry

(Verb) An object used to escape your wife.
*ring* *ring*
Man 1: *picks up phone* "Hello?"
Man 2: " I need you to wheel me."
Man 1: "I'm coming as fast as I can."
*Later*
Man 2: "Thanks for the wheel man"
Man 1: "No problem."
*dap*
Wheel by Evil_Larry April 18, 2026
(Verb) An object used to escape your wife.
*ring* *ring*
Man 1: *picks up phone* "How is it going man?"
Man 2: "Dude I need you to wheel me."

Man 1: "What did you do?"

Man 2: "No time to explain."
*Later*

Man 2: "Thanks for the wheel man."
Man 1: "No problem."
Wheel by Evil_Larry April 18, 2026